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LOL :D Snake_Eye, we were getting a bit concerned about you since neither "hide nor hair" hadn't turnip for some time now. Glad to eat err I mean meat you finally. Anyways, welcome back. :cool: |
Mmmmmm.........Captain hungry.............
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Need vacation. Gourmet vacation.
Cap, kind of a pity we're both short on funds....
A trip to Papua New Guinea for luau-style pit-roasted Man Beef would be sooooooooooooo good right now. |
I agree :D :D
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Take me with you!!!! :D
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Im in too , Dont leave me behind:D
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Recently at lunch, I was reminiscing about ManBeef.com and was surprised that nobody know what I was talking about. Manbeef.com was the best choice for quality human meats, and gourmet human meat products. It's really too bad the FDA shut them down. Anyway, I found the archive for the web site and selected the following "juicy" quotes from its various pages for your "consumption". They pretty well convey the "flavor" of the site (the last one's my favorite).
"For the last 19 years ManBeef has been the worlds leading human meat distributor. We have established a reputation for having only the highest quality human meat products and dedicated customer service representatives. " "Every cut of human meat we sell has been selected for its superb quality and flawless texture. " "Below you will find hundreds of human meat recipes that have been submitted by our satisfied customers " "Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. " "For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. " "We will not process any human meat from a carcass that has any communicable disease, damaged meat, or decay. " "If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you. We support the consumption of human flesh, but under no circumstances do we support the killing of a human to provide meat. All meat sold on ManBeef.com was obtained legally. To find out more about how we obtain our meat, go to our processing page. " "Because humans are not kept in controlled environments, their health and diet can not be maintained for the purpose of slaughter. " "As the body is separated into individual cuts of meat, we carefully examine every cut. If one cut is determined undesirable (meat is too stringy or the meat quality does not meet our standards) no cut of meat will be used from that body. " "We recycle." Are you creeped out yet? To get the full effect, follow this link to the "processing" page. Most of the photos do not appear to be archived, but my favorite one is still there. It may take several minutes to load, so you may want to put the browser in the background and come back to it later. Do wait for the pictures to load! http://web.archive.org/web/200103310...rocessing.html Bon Appetit! |
Enemy At The MANBEEF Gates!
Spike-1, another unhinged Arid-Zonan, clued me to an ENEMY site and looks like some of the Skwerl-vert PETA-phile radical fringers have discovered that Papuan taste treat we all love:
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/animal/grandpa.html :eek: |
Yah and just remember this "muledeer is undesirable and stringy"
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B.T.T.
Coulda sworn I saw this on TV this past Saturday morning--
"No, Stitch, we can't kill the haole for their delicious ManBeef! We'll get in trouble....Stitch?" |
Well here it is St. Pattys day and I'm fresh out of ManBeef:eek: I've got some green stuff in the freezer but I think it's getting old. Need some fresh MEAT! Hey is that a Leprauchan? Come here little buddy! Swat! Oh yeah I'm in the ManBeef again:D
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I had a bit o' the Irish meself for dinner! One wee lil' Leprachaun that I caught runnin' down the lane...he was a tasty one!
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Macaroni and MANbeef hotdogs for me tonight :D:D:D
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It's what's for dinner!!
With hunting season over for awhile and the elk and vension depleting and a booming real estate market I've come across a unlimited source of protein. Yes! First time home-buyers! Close escrow, get a commission, and hehe ManBeef! Now all I have to do is figure out how to explain all the absent-tee homeowners!:D :D
Remember http://web.archive.org/web/20010331...processing.htm muledeer |
Oh mule!
Always another angle with you Real Estate types! :D
Hey, as a well armed fellow manBEEFER, what would a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2 car garage house cost this first time home buyer in the land of Sparks? Oh, BTW...located in an area with the least amount of Crack Dealers! :D |
The thread that just won't die:D
(smells a little like spoiled meat, but not dead yet) |
TD
Older 3br, 2bth, 2 car gar homes start at $200's for 1100 s.f. Newer homes consider 290's+ for 1400+ s.f. up to $1,000,000.
Reno homes are highter 300's up to $4,000,000+ just depends on location and square footage. There are so many variables. After watching 10.5 last night, I might have some beach front property available shortly:D muledeer |
Hey captain2K_ca
It's that time of the year again! Are we all meeting at your place this time for our annual dinner. I think you should invite Rocky. I don't think he's had a good ManBeef dinner since he was in Reno.
Skinny, your worst nightmare is back :eek: muledeer |
Of course we are going to invite Rocky......he is the main cour..........errrrrrrr..........GUEST of honor this year!!!
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Don't forget the Taters:D
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And Ice for the drinks. :D
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Need to ARIZONA this thread up a little
Don't forget a real MAD seasoning blend!
For a really SMOOTH & DEADLY flavor (Hi sweety! :D ) . . . I suppose someone will end up "SPIKE-ing" the punch . . . (So beware of JP Slovjanski if he's bringing a bottle of Slivovitz!) |
MMMMMMMMMM More ManBeef
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Cannibalism, the eating of human body parts, has been around for a long time, in a lot of places:.
At an increasing number of archeological sites in several parts of the world, butcher marks are being found on human remains.. After battle, the Spartans licked blood from their swords.. In an undetermined number of tribal cultures, winners ate losers after battles.. In New Guinea, the meat of white people was called "long pig." The Aztecs used cannibalism in human-sacrifice rituals.. Human body parts played a significant role in European medicine 400 years ago. As the Aztec example indicates, the majority of cannibal stories grew from the upsurge of European global exploration. As Europeans looked for new lands to conquer and "civilize," they brought back tales of "savages," "cannibals" and similar do-no-goods. By the 19th century, the archetypal image of cannibalism was missionaries boiling in a giant stewpot. Dinner for the tribe may be the stereotype. But the actual extent of cannibalism is hotly debated by archeologists and ethnologists (students of human social behavior). Rather than simple savagery, they have suggested that cannibalism can be: A search for protein: In areas with scanty diets, human flesh was the ultimate Big Snack. A search for nutrition. When you (like the Donner party in the Sierra Nevada in 1846-7) are stranded, you may decide to eat the dead rather than join them. Transforming energy. The cannibal gathers the life force of the deceased by eating him. Aggression. Once you eat your enemy, you both know it: He's dead |
I have never replied to this post, so forgive me for resurfacing this thread.
I found our song!! :D :D I Eat Cannibals - Toto Coelo I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals What can you do You're in a stew Hot hot cook it up I'm never gonna stop Fancy a bite My appetite Yum yum gee it's fun Banging on a different drum And I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals I like the spice Tasty and nice Roastin vitamin Forget the dietin' Mmm such a dish I can't resist Healthy recipe What you got is good for me And I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals All I wanna do Make a meal of you We are what we eat You're my kind of meat Got a hunger for your love (Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop) It's all I'm thinkin' of (Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum) Give the world a bone (Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin') I got steak at home (I eat cannibals) [extended version only: I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque The menu is the venue where your heart is, can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me] I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin' Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop |
:D TS, when did you hear that song? I remember that one from the music I used to listen to back in the very early 80's! That takes me back....
Also, there are no penalties for resurrecting the manBEEF thread. Muledeer was going to do it anyway! :D |
It just doesn't go away...
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Mmmmm!
MAN...beefy! |
TS
Always room for another ManBeefer!! Like Tree Doc said "if you didn't muledeer would have":D
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Mmmmm
Nothing like a piping hot plate of manbeef after a day's hunt.
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OMG!!! That was frickin' hillarious!!!! Politicaly incorrect? Bill Mahr eat your heart out! LMAO!!!
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Perfect!!!! Just before Thanksgiving:p
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ManBeef & Tater's
We got the Cranberry sauce out for the Feast we will have on Thursday. ManBeef cook's really well when Basted every hour or so.;)
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Yessssss....
I think at SOME point the HC crew must have Michael Moore for a barbecue supper. ;) We'd have to use the recipe I posted in OC for Javelina... (TMR sees very little difference between Collared Peccary--and Fat Socialist Weasel!) and any HC'ers either of Filipino extraction, or with some WESTPAC time under their belts, be sure to bring the "Mang Tomas" sauce. (The cranberry juice marinade may not be enough to make 400# of Fat Socialist Weasel edible.) So we'll need a LOT! :D |
I go away for the weekend and look what happens. I shoulda known that ManBeef would come back up at Thanksgiving.:eek:
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Thu Dec 16,10:01 AM ET
Reuters MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days. Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday. "He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack. Arias told police the victim, a young man, arrived at his cardboard hut in a wasteland area with a mutual friend who then left the two of them drinking and taking drugs. The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said. Police arrested Arias, 25, on Tuesday after a tip off. "They said there was a person eating a person," Estrada said. "We found him lying on a folding bed and to one side was the corpse which had been torn apart and which it seems he had been eating for three days," he told Reuters. The corpse, which had its back ripped open and its innards pulled out, was missing various parts, like a thigh, he said. |
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I wonder if he thought Some Lovin, Alcohol & Drugs were a good Marinating sauce for the Raw inside edible's ? Personally I like mine Farm Fresh:D :p :D
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