captn
 

Where have you been?? You must have been on a ManBeef misson or something. The Moderator is back!! Your invited to tater's for dinner. OK, OK, I'm sure Mountain Home AFB will allow you to land the ManBeef piper. Watch out for Rocky's 0-2. He's still a FAC and looking for VC!! Hey tater, no VC in Mt Home? Right G.I.? You boocoo dinky dow!:D :D
muledeer

I could really go for some Vietnamese MANbeef now....really spice you up!!

Add garlic salt and onion powder to ground manbeef. One slab of toe cheese and you have a perfect cheese berger. Eat between buns and what a meal. Awe Manbeef.

Care package!
 

I just received two Food Saver packages from Tree Doc. Some real dark strange looking slices of?? Anyhow it has a teriyaki flavor (sort of). I found one finger nail (or toe nail) and something that looked like part of a watch. Of course I spit that crap out (don't want to get sick). On one piece you can just barely make out the words (a tatoo I think) "Dalmer". Hey Doc could you decribe just what this stuff is that you sent me. I'm sure all of ManBeefdom would like to know.
muledeer

Not "what" , but "whom" is what you mean :D

Tree Doc
 

So what or whom did you send me??
muledeer

Sorry muledeer, that is.....ummmm.....classified. Might be family or sumthin :D

Re: captn
 

I thought it was ManBeef One? :D

Allen

You really wanna know???
 

The manBEEF shipment was comprised of Pismo Pedro, Arroyo Grande Andy, and some San Luis Suzy!! How'd it taste? :confused: :D

Actually...for the sake of the manBEEF "non-believers", the larger pieces were Mallard and Pintail, the medium sized were Gadwalls and Widgeon, and the smaller stuff was Green Wing Teal. All was marinated in a slurry similar to the recipe you sent me. A few of those pieces might have been some thicker pieces from a different batch with some terriyaki, that batch was almost like kippered beef. The amazing thing is it takes a lotta ducky to make a little jerky! It's different........but I like it better than eating the duck in the traditional way. Tell me what you think????

There......now that the non believers are at ease.....you have to remember one important thing about selecting manBEEF..........the best meat is in the RUMP!! :eek:


;)TD:D

And that (with any luck) signals the END!

Guys, Guys, Guys,

Relax and read the fine print at the bottom of their page!!!! Our Governmental Agencies made them state that they are not really selling human flesh!!!!!!!!
And we all know how efficiently our Goverment operates, Right???

Doc
 

The ManBeef was excellent! Government disclaimer aside.
muledeer.

Is manbeef USDA approved? Must be, the government is involved. Awe, Manbeef. Wonder if we could chip manbeef serve it toast with gravey. Lif SOS or Sh** on a Shingle.

BTT

Skinny
 

I think it's your turn to host the next ManBeef bar-b-q. I'll supply the ManBeer and we can watch the ManShow. How far is it to your nearest neighbor:eek: I mean grocery store? Rumor has it that the guy that hit your mail box is missing. Interesting, very interesting. Was he abducted? Is he hiding in the fir, fur, fer trees? ManBeefdom will be waiting for your response.
muledeer