What is YOUR Southern Sign?
 

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay
away
from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A
chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has
lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt
like Mount Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a Cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who
you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This
might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,
'possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
"don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude. Sometimes, they become so withdrawn,
people actually think they're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with
the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish
are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear
surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help
your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and
loved ones -- may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (October 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should
be proud.You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter
what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't
have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric
in your interests and Behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

id be a catfish lol oddly enough my ex g/f was a moon pie(not physically thank gawd:D )

I am an Armadillo, my wife is a Crawfish. :D

Strangest thing is the descriptions seem to be pretty well true (more or less)

GoodOlBoy

Dang it! Not an entree, but a side dish!
 

Guess I'm a butter bean, who's dating an Okra.

MoonPie????
Well, its nice to sit on the porch with a good icey cold one;)

I'm a proud Boll Weevil, and a Computer Analyst - sorta fitting!

Yeeehaw! I'm a Crawdaddy.....this explains my prediliction for hot sauce. :D

Armadillo...
 

Yeah, I can see that...

lol
 

Im a CATFISH

Well I was gonna rehash this an set a poll to it so we could find out how many o what we got here, then I realized we can't post a 12 point poll. . . . darnit.

GoodOlBoy

It looks like I'm a Boll Weevil, but I was born late, so I guess I could be a Chitlin. Chitlin fits me better anyway.

Wait 'til I tell my wife she's a Butter Bean!

Grits dating a Moon Pie
 

Grits and a Moon Pie-The breakfast of champions:D

I'm a Chitlin.

Never thought I say that.:)

GSG

ROFL I think I am gonna hafta add this to my sig line. After all it aint NEARLY long enough :p

GoodOlBoy

I have to admit, I'm feeling like my posts are a bit underdressed. I should really get an avatar and a signature.

Guess I could start with "I'm a Chitlin". :)

Still, I'm not quite sure Chitlin is the image I'm going for. :D

GSG

hrmmm I dunno some people like chitlins :D

Me I prefere fried squirrel er catfish.

GoodOlBoy

I've lived all my life in Michigan. I'm not even sure I know what a Chitlin is.

GSG

A chitllin is basically the intestines of a pig. cleaned seasoned and fried or boiled.

GoodOlBoy

Not sure I really needed to know that. :)

Around here you will learn if ya don't wanna know the answer don't ask the question :D

GoodOlBoy

Let that be a lesson to me. :D

Guess I'm just thinking that, if I were to be characterized as a food, a chitlin would not be my first choice.

GSG

What kind of chocolate would ya be?

:D

GoodOlBoy

How did you know it was chocolate?

I'm partial to dark chocolate myself. It has a richer flavor and should be savored.


GSG

I just know I am gonna get flamed fer this but yer female. . . . thats how I knew it was chocolate. . . . I AM married ya know.

:D

GoodOlBoy

I actually know some women who don't like chocolate.

Guess I should have said I'd rather be a smoked fish or a pheasant or something. :D

GSG

Naw I woulda known ya were foolin :D

GoodOlBoy

I'm that easy to read already.

Wow.

I best get to work on being more mysterious. :)

GSG

Well this here is about as backwards as a catholic snake-handler. It says i'm a possum. I'm bout as far from bein a possum as us southerners winnin the war...lol
oh well...stranger things hav happened ;)
by the way...they sell chittlins in 3lb buckets at our wal-mart...they perty good too.

I dunno lilred ya do kinda remind me of a possum. . . . in a cut beady eyed fuzzy sorta way :D

*ducks*

GoodOlBoy

They sell chitlins in 3 pound buckets?

Are chitlins anything like pork rinds?

I'm just a Northerner trying to learn....:D

GSG

GOB...you ever seen a slingshot shoot a rock clear across 5 states? LOL ;) :D

GSG, chittlins aint pork rinds. Chittlins are pig intestines. Most folks fry em.

Chitlins
 

Lilred...GOB did say you was cute an fuzzy. Use a small rock! I et chitlins oncet or twice...didn't really care fer 'em too much...ate possum a time er 2 and coon too. Possum was lot too greasy fer me and the ol coon....well the feller that brung him in to work cooked him up in 1 piece. His legs was stickin up straight and he looked like a small dog alayin there. I et it and it was ok...but I jus can't git that picture outta my mind(what little there is of it). Young ground hog is ok and so is musrat if ya git the musk kernels outta his back fore ya cook him.
Now this here chart says I'm a catfish:confused: I cain't be a catfish...I hate catfish!!:( :p

Ya hate catfish? I am leavin that one alone. . . . :D

Nope lilred I ain't seen it yet, but I imagine if it ever is ta be done it will most likely be aimed at me :D

GoodOlBoy

Good gosh neighbor...where in the world did you come up with that one.....and not like fried catfish....did my tired old eyes see that???

No not me Ken, I love catfish. Particularly they way my grandmother used ta cook em. I will throw a line about that one inta outdoor cooking.

GoodOlBoy

I don't think I've ever tasted catfish.
Not a big dish here in Michigan.

GSG