Grandpas Advice
 

Grandpa's Advice

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and
he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to
taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch
instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin.
Somma day you gonna runna da business...
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna comma home and
maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......
pointa to you watch and say "times up" ?

ROFL

Thats the best thing I have read in a long long time. . . .

GoodOlBoy