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A Coming Home Gift
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror!
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Bird Dogs and Hunting
If you're betting against God, you better be right.
"When a dog dies they take a piece of your heart but leaves you a piece of his, and humans always make out in that deal. " Mark Twain.
Larry Miller
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