[skeet]

Hey y'all ..You know if I zap the cat Kath....er.... my wife will have to be gone to work.... First off I need the money and she's the only one werkin.... I need my allowance(but I'm trying to find her another job so's we can be a 2 income family again)and my wife is a cat person...and a dog person. Heck she might even zap a snake her self, though! Reminds me of a snake joke I have to post. I do have ta tell ya all though. I did give MY wife some of those pepper sprays. I tried onea them out on a cat. Sucker like to of died. Scrabbled around the floor and screeched a fair amount till it finally got it's feet under it again. Took off a runnin' and I ain't seen that cat since....and that was 3 yrs ago. My wife kept askin "wonder where that cat got to" for at least 2 months. I REALLY had ta act innocent for a long time. Oh an my wife's name really isn't Kathy!! An' I really don't have one of them zappers...but I'd like to...I reckon!

Had to edit this to tell ya I posted the fishin(snake) story. Also have to let ya know...That was a really hateful da** cat anyway. He was a attack cat...but he attacked everbody...me too....an my baby Canada geese. So he woulda hadda go anyway!!