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NEWS ALERT.............this just in.............................from the terrorist network al-ja-DEER-a, a terrorist has been seen eating a piece of jerkey.
Experts have been examining the pictures to see if the jerkey is indeed from one of the kidnaped reindeer, or just common domestic stocked beef.
Larry The Cable Guy is being called in to give his expert advice. When asked for a quote Larry said "I'm just gonna git er done!"
In another unrelated topic, Tim Conway will not be apearing in the Osmond Family Christmas Special...................we now return you to "Frosty the puddle: we hardly knew you"
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I tell you I don't get no respect. Why, the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette. (Rodney)
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