I saw a hunting video probably ten years ago (and it had been out for a while by the time I saw it) about a couple of screwballs who went bowhunting. One guy wandered off, leaned up against a tree, and went to sleep. The other fellow (who had the video camera) went looking for him, and found him in the middle of 3 or 4 does - one of which was chewing on the fletchings on his arrows in the bow-mounted quiver. When he woke up, it wouldn't be remiss to say he needed a clean pair of shorts.
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