Val gal...it's mighty good to see you! I hope everything is farin well in yer neck of the sunny South.
And I reckon I can come up with somethin bout yer letter. I'd spect it'd go somethin like this:
Dear Editor;
Let's simplify this here immigration subject a lil bit.....
Iffin they work as hard as they say they do, how come they're the only fools takin off work to protest? I caint take offa work to vote, much less take off to whine bout why I caint get a free ride no more.
And I dont wanna hear nary a word bout them payin taxes and we caint survive without em. First off...non-citizens dont pay no taxes...cause on counta Uncle Sam caint find em to beat the taxes outta them. And let's see here...this country has been "Americanized" since the 1600's. You meanin to tell me that we caint survive all by our lonesome fer another 600 years?
They're always sayin on the news that Americans are the most overworked fools on the planet. But we need some illegal to do our work? Never have fore.
Only thing they do is construction anyways..which is our worst problem anyhow...you ever see one in suit & tie? So in my opinion, they're just addin to the problem. I work a 50 hour a week job, got 2 kids, 10 dogs and a house payment like the rest of us...why in tarnation would I wanna dish out my hard earned money to a leech? Speakin of hard earned, I gotta fumble my way through every week dealin with them same idgits who dont know nary a bit of English. You ever heared a Southerner try to talk Mexican? It just dont work. Way I see it...they best be talkin my language in my country. And iffin they dont like it...they can "ondelay ondelay areba!" right on back where they come from.
Written in god ole Southern English,
Lilred
What ya think Val?? Shoot...that might even make it to the President's desk
