[Mr. 16 gauge]

Be sure to fire a musket or two for your Country's Birthday.

I would love to, but the local PD kinda frowns on that sort of thing.............

.....instead, I lit off some illegal chinese fireworks instead.....everyone else in the city was doing it. Most of them ended up being duds, anyway.

.....remember the good old days....when you would toss a firecracker into a pile of weeds and salald got blown all over the pace? Now the leaves barely quiver!
....great, I bought me some "P.C." fireworks!