Gunslingergirl,
As an upstandin,

righteous

and a long time pillar of the community

(holy crap what have i been smokin?) I want to thank you and all our other sponsors fer keepin this ole place around. I dont know what i'd do iffin I couldnt hear the one and only val gal beotchin bout our government and the death penalty. I dont know what I'd do iffin I couldnt sucker Fabs inta believin I was a snake-handler at the holy roller church...lmao..omg that was great....gotta read that one..dam straight
God ferbid Kevorkian kills another deer and we dont git to see it.

I think I would shrivel up and die iffin I caint see Tree Doc in a pink tutu.
After all that...and yer second guessin yer sponsorship..just remember...us bunch of loons been round here a long time...but we're ok...just ask our mamas! Well...dont ask my mama....Rocky'll vouch fer me...only iffin I gave him the same thing i been smokin tho...he aint cheap!