Do I want to know what a raccoon toothpick is?
I think we can dispense with stomping the grapes. I'm guessing the wine that resulted wouldn't be all that good. There are plenty of lovely wineries here where I live, so we won't be lacking for something to drink.
The next question would be what wine do you serve with opossum or raccoon? Just a note, anyone who says Boone's Farm or Thunderbird is going to be in serious trouble. In my world, we do not dignify those beverages by calling them wine.
By the way, what do raccoon and opossum taste like? Can't say I've ever had either.
GSG