Happy Birthday you crotchity old coot.
Hey, I think I enter geezerdom to a certain degree this September. Ill be 40. I know its freakin me out and my wife says that makes me officially old. I know thats halfway for most. I know for a fact Im wayyyyy past halfway, so I would say Im in geezerdom.
'Not to take away. Have a good one Rocky.

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Hell Rocky, now that I think about it, you are a coot. Retired, grandpa and 60, all in a few months period. You are old.