[FromBearCreek]

Smart-ass teenagers who park in a handicapped space because they are "only going to be a minute." Since my own wife uses a walker due to chronic pain and balance issues, I take that personally. I've gotten into shouting arguments with little bastards over that.

I have told the wife more than once, the next little brat that gives me lip when I tell him to move is getting dragged out of his car window and turned into a grease stain in the parking lot.