Cheney to recieve Medal

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Cheney To Receive Medal Of Freedom!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that Congress is
considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of
Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of
bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, "
All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another
and Cheney actually had the guts to do it". In a related story,
the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting
licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag
a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting
license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for
hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new
"lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year
long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers
stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is
believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion
dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar
hunting stamps