trip gone bad

[fabsroman]

What the hell does a girlfriend leaving him and a daughter getting F's have anything to do with cancelling a fishing trip.

Regarding the girlfriend, "I'm going fishing for 3 days. If you are here when I get back, great, if not, you aren't the woman for me."

Regarding the daughter, "Honey, daddy is going on a fishing trip for three days, and during that time I will be thinking about an appropriate punishment for you. In the meantime, you are grounded for the three days that I am gone. I'll see you when I get back."