Men and Guns

[Niteowl]

I say a man came up with this. What do ya think!!!!

Subject: Fwd: ELEVEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS
OVER WOMEN

Top Eleven reasons why Men prefer guns over
Women
#11 You know when a gun is going to go OFF!!
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have
another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell
him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you
keep another gun for a
backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you
run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet
space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the
month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips
make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep
after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored
over a woman....







#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.