Hatfields and McCoys 2005

[Lilred]

Shoot that aint nuthin...

We been shootin at them there West Virginians crost the high mountain fer pert near 100 years. Uncle Cornelius got the notion to blast a Confederate cannon at em..his pappy had that thing hid since 1863. They..bein Confederate that they were, still took it upon themselves to steal their own army's cannon and put that fool thing in a cave in the mountain. Nobody knew it was there till them coal minin fellers blew their heads off with it one day. How in the blue blazes was they supossed to know it was loaded???

Well..they was back to square 1 anyways cause none of em lived to tell bout it. Well, cept fer that 1 feller. He said he was a man of the law..but I aint fer sure bout that ...his dern head was all triangle shaped and most folks just took him fer a idgit.
Where was I..oh yeah..talkin bout them West Virginians and the cannon........think I'll save thatun fer another day.