what is a ramp?

[larryours]

Goodolboy, I'm not threatening, it's a fact, post an address in my personal file and when I get back from bear hunt I'll send you a pint jar to try, H@*%, after a taste, you might want to move to these hills

Have a buddy that lives in Finland, he got hooked up with me and my old bear hunting buddy from Pa, back in the early 90's, have put a quart jar of fresh steamed ramps into the freezer to take in cooler for bear hunt, on last night in camp before he and his nephew flies back to Finland, I'm going to fix a mess of ramps and fried potatoes, he also likes bourbon Can't fix them while bear hunting leave to much smell, however they (flight attendants) might either want to drop them off over the Atlantic or put them in the baggage compartment I know if you eat ramps you can't smell them on yourself or someone else that has eaten them, but look out for the poor souls that might have to sit close to you, that hasn't eaten any, say for instance, a plane I know I'm a rotten dog, but it's pay back for the time he fooled me to drink his coffee, talk about heart burn, They(Finlanders) drink their coffee strong, they put in 3-4 times as much coffee as we do, when we make a pot of coffee, but it's all in good fun.