Next President and why

[Rocky Raab]

Of course, there are two other options for her.

She could release the National Petroleum Reserves, which would in fact lower gas prices...by a few cents and for only a few weeks. But she COULD say she lived up to her promise. Slimeball that she is.

OR, she could do like Slick did with his "cut taxes" promise. Right after the election, she'd say "You know, I tried, and I've never worked harder at anything in my life, but I can't cut gas prices. In fact, we have to raise the gas tax because everybody lied to me about the real situation." Cloned slimeball.