I can smell the sulphur already...

[Skinny Shooter]

and they aren't even here yet.

Tomorrow Ms. Hillary Rodham "El Diablo'nista" Clinton will be speaking at a school near me.
Not to be upstaged, on Sunday, Barack Hussein "El Diablo" Osama Obama will be across town speaking at another school.

Fortunately I have religion and guns to cling to in my bitterness as a Pennsylvanian which will help ward off the stench of decay that the democrat party brings to my locale...