Old Sears Catalogs

[Adam Helmer]

GOB,


Congradulations on bagging that cottonmouth. That was THEN and this is now: Before you fired that 20 gauge, you would need to file an environmental impact statement for the lead contamination. Second, you would be given "Sensitivity Training" by some "Green Group", per court order, about the values of reptiles and the need to peacefully co-exist. Of course, the shotgun would have to be destroyed as "fruits and instrumentalities of the crime."

Give me the good old days, anyday.

Adam