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08-04-2009, 10:00 PM
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08-05-2009, 04:12 PM
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of someone not so bright.....
Lights are flashing
Bells are clanging But....there ain't no train acomin'
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"The life of this aina', this land, is perpetuated in righteousness for you and I, the people..." bruddah IZ, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
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08-11-2009, 10:15 PM
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"If it ain't broke don't gix it!" My first Section Sergeant in the Army.
"Never underestimate a mans ability to underestimate a woman." My wife.
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I tell you I don't get no respect. Why, the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette. (Rodney)
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08-12-2009, 07:25 AM
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Here's a couple from my Father
"He could tear up a steel ball in a sand bed."
"I'd rather hear a fat boy F*rt (Break Wind), than listen to that Crap." "Do you wreak-en?. If you wreak-en, tell him you wreak-en." "You ain't just a Wolfen."
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-12-2009, 07:31 AM
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Here's one from Chesty Puller
My father was in the tent where the following was said to the reporters asking questions of Marine Corp. Gen. Chesty Puller, and asked how come the Marines were retreating, he had always heard that the Marines never retreated.
and I quote "Retreat Hell, all we've done is turned the front and are fighting in another direction" The above was stated after the Red Chinese invaded and attacked the U.S. Marines at the Chosin Reservoir on the Red Chinese border during the Korean War. Gota love those Marines.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-12-2009, 07:56 AM
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Heard this one on the radio this morning
"He's so smart, He's got all of the postage and no zip code."
by Edd Hendy, KSEV 700 am radio, Houston, Texas You can also listen on the net at, www.ksevradio.com
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-18-2009, 12:03 AM
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"I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them." "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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