Do you ever want to choke your kids (with love of course!)

[Mr. 16 gauge]

Do you ever want to choke your kids (with love of course!)

Almost every other day.....give or take!

Wait until they become late teens/early college years.....there's a reason that we have "Man caves"!

I'm surprised that you haven't learned rule #3 about dealing with women:

"#3): If a woman says she want's something, wait 48 hours and ask her again if she still wants it. Chances are 50/50 that she won't. If she still wants it, get it for her.....chances are 98% that she'll want to exchange it after having if for one (1) week."

Here endeth the lesson!