Wolf Issues!

[Rapier]

I can not understand your concern. I mean Susie Q Jones of PETA in her NY, NY 5th floor apartment swears that wolves are OK for you to live with. I am sure she has talked to each and every wolf and they all understand the difference between your grand child and a deer fawn. She has everything under control.

I want Susie Q Jones and her sister from Washington DC to come to my farm and help me with the training of my untreated canines. Then when they get their skinny tree hugging collective butt down here they can tell me what to do about safe guarding my family on my property, right after their first night outside playing with the doggies. They get a fly swatter, a pork-chop necklace, and the night shift with no matches. I will spell them in the morning.
Ed