Man......it's what's for dinner

....and I stayed up late last night waiting for this big event, the big "500" Master Member!

O.K., I think you're supposed to run the Gauntlent now....you know, the beatings with the rubbers hoses, the shaving cream, swimming through the sluice of cold baked beans, etc. Then the spray of the high pressure fire hoses.......Oh wait....that was when we crossed the equator! Never mind!

So Cap'n, just what WAS that guy rollin' in?

Congratulations!