Man......it's what's for dinner

I just received two Food Saver packages from Tree Doc. Some real dark strange looking slices of?? Anyhow it has a teriyaki flavor (sort of). I found one finger nail (or toe nail) and something that looked like part of a watch. Of course I spit that crap out (don't want to get sick). On one piece you can just barely make out the words (a tatoo I think) "Dalmer". Hey Doc could you decribe just what this stuff is that you sent me. I'm sure all of ManBeefdom would like to know.
muledeer