Man......it's what's for dinner

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Seeing this thread reminds me of the Monty Python "Spam" or "Manbeef" skit.

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "Manbeef" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter.

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Manbeef; egg bacon and Manbeef; egg bacon sausage and Manbeef; Manbeef bacon sausage and Manbeef; Manbeef egg Manbeef Manbeef bacon and Manbeef; Manbeef sausage Manbeef Manbeef bacon Manbeef tomato and Manbeef;

Vikings: (singing/chanting) Manbeef! Lovely Manbeef! Lovely Manbeef!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Manbeef.

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the Manbeef then?

Waitress: Urgghh!