Another legend has passed

[PJgunner]

There was another legend that passed today. Speedy Alka Seltzer committed suicide this morning. He jumped into the toilet and evervesced himself to death.

He left a suicide note which the family has allowed to be read to the public.

Quote: "Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh what a relief it is." Unquote.
His brother Bromo Seltzer is said to be totally devastated.
Funeral arrangements have been made and will be private for family members only.

Poor Speedy, we miss him terribly already.
Paul B.