I'm not a sexist, because witches hate that crap.
Why did God creat women? Because sheep can't cook. "Rimshot" Take my wife please....
Honest to god true story. I roll into a bar and see a guy I recognize from the corvette club. Didn't know him but went and talked to him. So he tells me this joke. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. Not ten minutes later a man and woman come in and sit directly across from us. The woman has a HUGE Mike Tyson shiner on her. This guy sitting next to me says, "She must be a keeper". Confused, I said "Why's that"? "Because he only had to tell her once." I know it was wrong, but I darn near spit my beer across the bar.
03-22-2005, 10:01 PM
Hybrid Mode
