Lilred's Rant of the Week..Give em a brake

[Steverino]

DMM,

Start sportin' some steel toe Redwings and you won't have those sorts of problems! (Then come to think of it, if those things doubled in price...sheesh-they're expensive now. On second thought... )

BTW-Little Red, my personal fave (while we're on the subject) is getting behind the professional lady folk during my morning commute that are using them spooky looking eyeball plucker-outers (I think they're lash curly thingamabob doohickies) Anyhoo, they've got their darn faces plastered so dam close to the underside of their drivers vanity mirrors, how in the heck can they be looking at the road at all, doing a cool 75 mind you.

The best part is when they're done inserting their eyeball back into the socket and you see em seep back into their seats and then give a looksie in the rear view and I give em a big "OKAY" sign through my trucks windshield.

Then there's the feller that likes to get that electric shaver going good inder the chin while they're staring up at the headliner...


Oh boy, don't even get me going. I'm just getting warmed up.