Lilred's 14 days of hell-1 good day of fishin

[BILLY D.]

HEY LADY

SEEMS LIKE EVERYTIME YOU AND I TALK IT'S ABOUT MEDICINE. DON'T WANT TO RATTLE YOUR SLATS BUT IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE DRUGS YOU WERE TAKING. IF I WERE YOU I'D GET CHECKED OUT. I'M ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN.

GEE, WORM GUTS, CHICKEN LIVERS AND DEET, SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA GAL. HAVE YOU GOT ANY OLDER SISTERS?

THAT SURE IS A PRETTY PLACE WHERE YOU FISH. I USED TO LOVE THE WOODS, BUT AFTER LIVING ON THE PRAIRIE SO LONG I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIA BEING IN A WOODS.

ANY TIME YOU GET TIRED OF THAT LITTLE CUTIE PIE YOU CAN SEND HER TO ME. SHE IS A SWEETHEART. REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST DAUGHTER, RED HAIR AND ALL. COURSE SHES 45 NOW.

WHY IS IT WHEN YOU GET OLD YOU START GETTING A REAL HANKERING FOR KIDS AND DOGS. A FEW WEEKS AGO I WENT DOWN TO STURGIS AND PICKED UP A DOG FROM NULLE. HE IS A GERMAN WIRE HAIR. HE'S BEEN A GOOD DOG SO FAR. BUT HE IS A CHARMER AND A CON MAN.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF LADY, GET STRONG BEFORE THE TEETH REMOVAL. I GUARANTEE YOU WON'T BE EATING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER. IT'S HARD TO GET A T BONE A STRAW.