Lilred goes to church

[Lilred]

Well Fabs...my mama been sayin that I dont go to church enough. So i decided to go..only to be invited to preach after the preacher seen me ring the head of 3 of them snakes they had. Hey...in church or no...them moccosins can kill ya..they musta snuck in a open winder er somethin. Musta been a nest of em come to think bout it..cause on counta...there was bout 50 of them dam things in the sunday school class! Anyways...I seen em and I rung their neck...and all them people started hollerin and carryin on...next thing I know...i'm up on the alter. Well...I reckon I gave a good sermon..I was talkin bout bein good, not killin er stealin and all that happy crap..and all them people was spellbound. Thought I had a booger on my nose er somethin the way they was starin at me. Well I left em speechless...cept fer the old lady who was bawlin like a baby and throwin herself on the floor. I still aint got nary idea what in the hell was wrong with her...and every time I asked her what was wrong...she cried harder and flailed around like a fish outta water...so I got outta there.

Next day I drove through...and there was the sign




(Actually, I got the idea from GOB who was tinkerin on the website that you make them things on lol)