Lilred's rant of the week.....older women

[skeeter@ccia.com]

Getting old? Still beats the alternative. I like to wake to the green side of the grass. I awoke the other day and didn't see the green side. It snowed. I thought maybe heck froze over and I got on the wrong elevator.. the one that went down instead of up. Look at the senior discounts ya can get and don't forget how hard ya worked to get to be that .....ah.....old?... I just got home a few days ago after heart attack #6. Guess one of the 3 bypasses got plugged..I spent a good day hunting last Saturday, got back to the truck and only got about a 1/10 mile down the road when it hit me and hit me hard. Whew, did make it out of the woods..they didn't have to wait for the crows to find me and I didn't have to hide the backside tight in a rock to keep the possums away...I managed to drive the 4 miles home but didn't make it into the house...instead, I hit the door and the wife came out..the rest is history after the 911 call...So yea, I want to be an old man so I can chase those wild women with the red hair around till they turn gray...and can get away with it....dirty old man...lmao...