End of the Year Contest

[denton]

Back to the contest:

Room temperature IQ

Has the IQ of glue

Good thing he only has two legs, because he doesn't have the brains to run four.

Dumb enough to show up for the sheepherder's sharpshooter contest dressed as a coyote

Can't fart because the vacuum in his head pulls everything the other way

Outsmarted by sheep (only makes sense if you have spent time on a farm with sheep... turkeys are the only dumber domestic animal I can think of)

Went to a stupid contest, and came in first... and third.