You know that you've seen to much snow when ...

[Mil Dot]

At least there's enough of a break between storms for the Icy Hot to loosen up the muscles and the trash haulers to pickup the trash.

Dan, the scary thing is we normally get our big snow in March and
April.

I'm not complaining to much, but like anything it's all about moderation. Unfortunately, mother nature seems to not understand that idea at times.

10) The kids are complaining about not being able to go to school.

10b) The parents are complaining even more about the kids not being able to go back to school.

11) A customer inquires about:
a) the shovel department
b) windsheild fluid
c) ice melt
d) sleds
and is greeted by a raucious laugh that echos through the store.

11a) Same customer asks if some could be brought in from another store. Mame, every highway from Wyoming to New Mexico and from the mountains to Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma are closed. No. What am I suppose to do? We do have a box of Swiss Miss, a bag of marshmallows and a few cans of Chicken Noodle soup.