The real reason we retire.

[skeet]

at the age of 47 so I could be a kept man. My wife told me she would take care of me for the rest of my life. Now the slut quit work...just when I needed the money too. Heck I was going to Argentina this year...but with her quitting work I'll only be able to afford 5 days instead of 7. Them wimmin lie to ya. You younger guys just remember that. As far as wearing out. Well, I tried to do that to myself years ago. Coming home to roost now...at my age I won't be able to walk in about 5 yrs..if I make it. Us retired Firefighters don't live too awful long anyway!! Or so I been told. Maybe that's why my wife quit werkin. So she could be home more to poison me or somethin!! Not that I deserve any such thing!!