$67 Million lawsuit over missing pants

[Lilred]

What a bunch of crap. No morals I tell ya..how's this fer morals:
You put a small business and it's owners (includin the family they are tryin to feed) out of business while you sit on yer starched and pressed arss stuffin bons bons in yer piehole.
And that don't lay on yer conscious?? You mean to tell me that he don't stare into the dead of night and think...dam that was wrong. I wonder what those people are doin now.

Morals...all gone. Lucky fer him Lilred can save him from such ailments. There's a tonic fer it. Here's the recipe:

1 cup of morals
1 pair of dry cleaned, heavily starched britches


Pour morals into britches pockets until full
Twist britches into a tight roll.
Use suppository twice daily.