What COOL STUFF did you get ?

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Skeet...fer Lord's sake...be careful! Glad yer ok!
And...I spy a Valigator on the thread...it's GOOD to see you girlie!

It's so nice to see all you men with your manly gifts
Ya know...some of us women dont mind a manly gift, like a rifle er a new set of coveralls.....take hint from me:

"Santa" brought me the most amazin things this year. A pair of pink (yea...pink) fuzzy slippers and a mint green housecoat.

That thing is so bright, it could send a homin beacon clean to Dom's house over yonder crost the big pond.

I kinda scratched my head fer a while..I was tryin to figure out what I done to make him so mad at me. Then I figured it coulda been worse, he coulda got me a vacuum. I put on the pink fuzzy slippers....WARM.
The housecoat I put on...WARMER.
I reckon the choice of colors coulda been better...but they serve the purpose good.

So, if ya see a bright light when ya cross the Virginia line...it's just me..c'mon over and I'll fix ya some supper with some naner puddin fer desert. All you gotta do is follow the pink & mint green brick road to my house. I wouldnt come at night cause on counta the feds are after me...they think i'm poachin with the wrap-around spotlight I got on