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"May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you've gone". Heard that one in Irland the first time and in many places since.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot. |
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>"ain't got sense enough ta pour piss outa a boot..."
"with instructions written on the bottom" along the same vein: ".....doesn't have the sense God gave a piss ant" and for someone scared and / or confused: "That fellow didn't know whether to sh** or wind his watch" Mike |
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And a couple of more:
"He's grinning like a Jackass with a mouth full hornets"
"He's grinning like a possum with a mouth full of sh** (you know, the other word for crap)"
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot. Last edited by bulletpusher; 08-12-2009 at 07:18 AM. |
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