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I can't believe that nobody mentioned this one, from Quigley down under (saw it the other night).....
"I said I didn't have much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it."
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It's true that you are a good woman, but then again you may be the anti-Christ-Doc Holiday in Tombstone.
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them." "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain |
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