Just have to pass this on

[gd357]

'Amazingly Simple Home Remedies'

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold the vegetables while
you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the
toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct
tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
electrical problem.

Daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not
really good for anything .....but they bring a smile
to your face when pushed down the stairs!


gd

[Tater]

I love it